Mirror Mirror on the Wall.........

...who's the UGLIEST of them all? I, being one of the attractive race, am never afraid to show my ugly face to people. It shows my sympathy for the truly ugly. Therefore, after many years of practice, I have become what some people call "a master of face changing". Let's have a look-see of some of my personal favorites....

The TOP 12 UGLY STEPHEN RONG FACES!

This was taken via webcam while chatting with my friend, Alice Park. She captured it on time to catch me in my "Ugly Nun" face.

This face was what started it all. It is known as "the face" between my brother and I. Veronica Park, Iris Yen, and Sue Lee are also masters of this face. It is quite easy to make. You tilt your chin down to make 3-4 chins, flare your nose and look upwards. We USED to call it the "Anita Mui" face because that is where we got inspiration to do it. In a movie known as Heroic Trio (one of my bro's and I's favorite movie), Anita Mui's character is known as Wonder Woman and fights crime with a mask. At one point of the movie, she is asked to reveal her face and when she takes off her mask, she tries to look sexy, but it looks more like this face. My brother and I thought it was so funny the way she looked, we started mimicking it and came up with "the face."(Obviously, we exaggerated quite a bit) It's no longer called the "Anita Mui" face because in all due respect, she has passed due to cervical cancer. RIP Anita Mui, thank you for the face.

Picture courtesy of Maggie Chan, my Hong Kong friend who always requests me to make ugly faces and have ugly face competitions with whoever is around. Without her encouragement, I wouldn't have the motivation to make uglier faces to the next level. Thank you Maggie!

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This is called "the Fugly Banshee"

The "HOLY MOLY!" face

As Giedrius calls it, the "got hit in the frying pan and seeing birds flying around your head" face

While waiting for the MTR one day, Yandy, Judith, and I compared face fat pliability. I, of course, with my face made of puddy, was able to stretch my face the farthest. I'm so proud.

The face of DISTRUST and Demented Paranoia. This is the face of someone shuddering in the corner of some room that you should NEVER approach and try to console.

The "oOOOhhh Girllll, no he DIIiiiiddnn''t" face

I don't even know...what to call this....other than "Ugly"

It's either like I'm going to eat her face, or one of those faces in Japanese cartoons when they hear/see something crazy and make this face. All that's missing is that huge tear or the three lines.

"Me Caveman! You FOOD! EAT EAT"

Alright, well, you decide which face you think is ugliest. Leave me your comments!